N&D: "What are you doing down there?"
TG: "Reading, Daddy."
N&D: "That doesn't sound like your mother!"
TG (very solemnly, with appropriate actions): "No, Mummy go 'Bleeeeeegh'."
Also, I've been getting good spam recently. At least, the subject lines are good, almost like cryptic crossword clues. "do fill at snappish universe", "Have comb be dealings", "And run or rabid geocentric ", "in worry go roll ", and my favourite, "Be organise an squirarchy."